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VIDEO: Woman Intercepted while taking 4-legged cock to speaker Kadaga.

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A 30-year-old woman identified as Nakato Charity, a resident of Jinja West was over the weekend intercepted by residents of Kamuli district while taking a 4-legged roaster to Speaker Rt Hon Rebecca Alitwala Kadaga as a gift!

According to Charity, she claims to have gotten a vision and a voice told her to give the cock to the speaker because of her generosity.

This awkward incidence happens just after in September,a young man wearing a school uniform was arrested at Parliament while taking a child’s head disguised as a wrapped gift to Speaker Kadaga!

Since then Uganda police embarked on its investigations into the matter and no conclusive report has been given for that matter.

 

UPDF Puts Facts Right On The Boarder Clash with South Sudanese Army

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Lt Col Deo Akiki

The Uganda Peoples Defence forces (UPDF) has noted with concern the statement attributed to the director of media and press and spokesperson of the South Sudan Peoples Defence Forces (SSPDF) dated 29th Oct 2020.

The statement is completely false and a deliberate misrepresentation of what actually happened.

What happened is regrettable and can be avoided through mutual condemnation and decisive action against the remnant errant elements who on their own frolic, made this incursion into Ugandan territory ostensibly for the unofficial and individual criminal ends of extorting and robbing the Ugandan public.

Regarding the incident, the following are the facts:

  1. That on 27th Oct 2020 at around 1300hrs SSPDF troops of about a platoon(36) size established an illegal road block and an ambush at Ted-Nagwe (Atwila) in Pangira sub-county, Lamwo district several kms inside Ugandan territory for unknown reasons.
  2. On receiving this information from the locals, the UPDF deployment in the area of Ngomoromo moved to Ted Nagwe on a fact-finding mission.
  3. While approaching the spot where the illegal roadblock was, one SSPDF soldier was spotted and the UPDF commander approached him for an explanation. While interacting with him, the rest came from the ambush and instantly opened fire towards the UPDF troops.
  4. The SSPDF soldiers were however, subdued by UPDF retaliatory fire in which two SSPDF soldiers died and one was captured with three guns (SMG). There was no single casualty registered on UPDF side.

The two bodies, the captured soldier and the three guns were handed over to the South Sudanese authorities on 29th Oct 2020.

It is within the means of the leadership of both the UPDF and SSPDF to address and put this matter to rest.

The continued incursions onto Ugandan territory by South Sudanese armed elements, presents a challenge not only to the border communities but to the brotherly relations between the two countries.

Last, the ministries of foreign affairs and Defence of the two sister countries are working closely to address the matter. Diplomatic engagements by relevant stake holders are ongoing to complete the re-demarcation and reaffirmation of the common border to forestall future conflicts.

Chameleone’s Manager Bijou Makes It Official with Bonkmate Islam

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Jose Chameleone’s first female manager Bijou Fortunate whom he unveiled early this year is off the hook after introducing her bunkmate to her parents and friends in a privately organized scientific but colorful function yesterday.

Bijou who is an events planner and manager got engaged to her longtime lover who is known as Islam Kigongo in September this year when she went to Crater Lakes Safari lodge in Fort Portral for a business meeting.

 

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She was instead surprised with an engagement ring from the man who has been chewing her for quite some time and the two can now bonk tubeless after making it official.

Bijou and Kigongo have been working together in Muchachos, Eventix Uganda and at Talent Africa but few people could spot that the two are dating. Islam is the CEO of Eventix Uganda and a partner in Muchachos.

The colorful function is said to have taken place at Mestil Hotel but only attended by a few scientific guests and now they are proudly called Mr and Mrs Kigongo. Congratulations the Kigongos

Chocking On Debts, Khalifah Aganaga Cries to Museveni for Rescue

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Despite ditching National Unity Platform (NUP) and hurriedly running to NRM’s secretariat expecting something, singer Khalifa Aganaga has cried to president Museveni also recently known as Tibuhaburwa to come to his rescue and some other musicians who are struggling for survival.

In his latest social media post which has since provoked his angry fans to roast him for turning into a beggar, Khalifa Aganaga cries to president to bail him out of the debts that he is facing claiming he can’t reach the president and narrate to him his problems but he knows the information will reach him.

 

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Dear Mr Pressident you are my good friend and am your Useful Muzukulu, but please its too much for us musicians BebeCool,Cathy Kusasira, Full Figure ,Ronald Mayinja, can afford to stand this situation but fellow musicians like Kapiripiti,FreshKid,Felista,FreshDaddy and many others who cant afford to access you are really suffering to the extent that we are loosing our property in servicing loans,Families are breaking up and so many other challenges, am your good friend, I know you can do something about it, if its all about Politics, its not that every musician is interested in Politics, let no one miss inform you Mr President, lets face the reality of the fact #TEBALINA_KYEBANGAMBA

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 Despite Catherine Kusasira, Bebe cool, Ronald Mayinja and Full figure, the rest of the NRM leaning musicians are grassing and crying almost every other day to sustain themselves. Big eye, King Michael among others have been crying to Museveni to come to their rescue but all in vain.

“BebeCool,Cathy Kusasira, Full Figure ,Ronald Mayinja, can afford to stand this situation but fellow musicians like Kapiripiti,FreshKid,Felista,FreshDaddy and many others who cant afford to access you are really suffering to the extent that we are loosing our property in servicing loans, Families are breaking up and so many other challenges, am your good friend, I know you can do something about’- notes Khalifah.

Big Named Players to Miss Manchester United Clash with Arsenal

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Manchester United and rival Arsenal the gunners are in their final preparations for a face off at the Old Trafford tonight in the highly anticipated match for the two teams this season.

Arsenal will be traveling to Old Trafford with a mission after their back to back defeats against Leicester and Manchester city while the red devils will be keen to pardon their performance against RB Leipzig which they thumped 5-0.

The return of Anthony Martial has boosted Ole Gunner Gunnar’s side and he’s a big name for the red devils but he is set to miss today’s game due to his suspension which he was given as a red card during the 6-1 loss against Tottenham.

Another Manchester United big name player set to miss today’s game is Eric Bailly who is out due to a muscle injury and will be out for a full month. Other players out of tonight’s game is Alex Telles who was reported to have contacted the Covid-19 while Jesse Lingard will also miss due to an unspecified problem

Apart from United machine, Martial missing the todays game, another player who will not be able to play todays game is the United defender Eric Bailly. Bailly shall miss the game due to a muscle injury. His boss confirmed that he is suffering from injury problems and he will be out of game for one month.

Out of the four players who will miss the Arsenal class, Phil jones will also miss out because he is out due to a knee injury and has since under gone operation but will hopefully be back in December.

Manchester United Vs Arsenal Possible Line Ups

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Manchester United will be looking forward to hosting Arsenal at Old Trafford stadium in their matchday 6 premier league fixture, the two sides have good records against each other and it would it would be lovely to see them clash today.

The Red devils in their last premier league fixture, had a disappointing goalless draw with Chelsea at home, it wasn’t really a great match for United as most of their efforts were palmed by Chelsea world class goal keeper Edourd Mendy.

On Wednesday, Manchester United thumped RB Leipzig 5-0 yet they are the table leaders in the Germany top flight Bundesliga. In the first half of the match, mason Greewood gave Manchester United the lead from Pogba’s assist. Marcus Rashford only came in as a substitute in the second half but scored a hattrick for the Ed devils.

Manchester United could employ Goal Keeper De Gea, Luke Shaw, Victor Lindelof, Harry Maguire, Wan-Bissaka, Van Dee Beek, Fernandez, Paul Pogba, Juan Mata, Greenwood and Marcus Rashford at the striking line.

Arsenal lost 1-0 to Leicester city in their last premier league fixture at the Emirates Stadium, Jamie Vardy’s 80th minute goal gave Leicester city win and the three points. Mikel Arteta’s side however won Dundalk 3-0 in the UEFA Europa League Matchday fixture 2 at home. It was a great night for Arsenal as the lead their group B tale of the Europa league.

Edward Nketiah scored for Arsenal in the first half of the match. Joseph Willock doubled the lead just before half time and Nicholas Pepe scored the third goal as Arsenal sealed their match up.

Mikel Arteta could deploy like this against Manchester United: With Leno between the poles, Hector Bellerin, Shcodran Mustafi, Gabriel, K. Tierney, Granit Xhaka, Thomas Partey, Saka, Nicholas Pepe, Alexander Lacazette and Aubameyang.

This is the best way Arsenal could lineup against Manchester United on Sunday, with Pierre- Emerick Aubameyanng on the left Lacazette at the frontline and Nicholas Pepe to replace Willian and Arsenal will definitely be good to go. David Luiz will miss out on the match and might be replaced by Mustafi and ofcourse Thomas Partey will feature in the starting eleven.

Reasons Why Most Ladies Scream in Bed During S3X

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Relationships and marriages have their ups and downs. Many people find it hard with their marriage life. Problems in marriages nowadays are numerous. We have seen problems with cheating. Cheating happens in both cases.

Men cheat as much as women cheat. Cheating is in most cases attributed to different reasons. When of the most common reason for cheating is the bedroom life. Bedroom life has brought many marriages and relationships down to its knees.

Today I will be unveiling much about the bedroom life. In most cases, as a man, you must have hard your woman scream so loud in bed. I know many people remain wondering why this is so. In most cases, so people even feel ashamed due to the loud voices from bedrooms. Neighbours remain in wonder what is happening.

Whenever you hear a woman scream so loud in bed, there are only two possible explanations. The first explanation is that the woman is feeling too much pain. The second reason is that the lady is feeling so sweet. I believe this is not strange for most grownups.

Everton’s Pickford Hires Body Guards After Sending Van Dijk To Sick Bed

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Jordan Pickford

Everton’s goal keeper Jordan Pickford has been forced to hire body guards to protect himself and his family after getting several death threats from Liverpool fans for injuring Van Dijk who has undergone surgery today.

The two collided in the 2-2 Merseyside derby and Van Dijk got a serious ligament knee injury which has sent him to the sick bed and will be out of action for some time and the angry fans are threatening the man who injured him.

After undergoing a successful surgery, Liverpool has not given a time-frame on his return, with the Dutch defender potentially ruled out for the rest of the season due to the nature of the injury.

CAF president Ahmad Ahmad Tests Positive For Covid-19

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CAF president Ahmad Ahmad

President of the Confederation of African Football (CAF) Ahmad Ahmad has tested positive for COVID-19, the African football governing body announced on its website on Friday.

“After his arrival in Cairo on Wednesday October 28, Mr. Ahmad Ahmad, President of CAF, presented mild flu symptoms, and submitted to the Covid19 protocol,” read a statement released by CAF on Friday.

“Today, the test results are positive. The President immediately self-isolated for at least the next 14 days at his hotel,” the statement added.

The CAF called all those who have come into contact with Ahmad over the past seven days, especially during his trip to Morocco for the Confederation Cup, to take the necessary measures.

Ahmad, who recently attended the final of the African Confederation Cup in Morocco, arrived in Cairo to attend the meeting of the CAF Emergencies Committee to determine the situation of the second leg of the African Champions League semi-final between Zamalek and Raja and the competiton’s final.

CAF decided on Thursday to postpone the second leg of the African Champions League semi-final between Zamalek and Raja and the competiton’s final indefinitely upon the request of the Egyptian authorities because it come in tandem with the ongoing Egyptian parliamentary elections.

The second leg of the semi-final between Zamalek and Raja was set to be played on 1 November in Cairo.

Cairo giants Ahly have already reached the final after beating Wydad of Casablanca 5-1 on aggregate last week. The final was initially scheduled to be played on 6 November in Egypt.

The 60-year-old has been in charge of the Confederation of African Football since 2017 when he replaced Issa Hayatou in his post.

VIDEO: Pastor Yiga Bonked Me For 8 Good Years- Says Nabbi Omukazi

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Fallen man of God pastor Yiga who passed on yesterday was reportedly chewing rusty gospel musician Maggie Kayima aka Nabbi Omukazi but the two later separated in 2015 under unclear circumstances and wars over Yiga’s whooper at the Kawaala based church.

While speaking to Celebrity Track Xtra in an exclusive interview, Maggie Kayima revealed how Pastor Yiga terrorized her Vuvuzera for 8 good years and by the time of his death, the two were working out a plan to re-unite but God didn’t make it.

Pastor Yiga brought Nabbi Omukazi to the music scene through his church based Revival band alongside several musicians like Hassan Ndugga, Umar Mwanje, Hajjati Madina, Benna Namisinga among others who later abandoned the band and started their own life.

Prior to their separation, Yiga’s ABS television exposed Nabbi Omukazi in an exclusive leaked video when she was reportedly serving her honey pot to a witch doctor where she used to get her magical powers.

Maggie Kayima however appreciates the time he spent with the fallen pastor contending they were friends in 2008 but started serious bonking in 2009 as the two were sharing the same stage performing miracles.