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mYou know there is a shortage of antelopes when lions gather to graze grass. You very much know too that unemployment is high when graduates burn certificates and insult HR managers in fat English. Alex Muiruri took a step further, by converting a banana stamp into his bride in Thika, saying that his lines have failed to capture the attention of any woman. Neighbors were shocked after the caretaker went into his single room to demand overdue rent, only to find Alex sharing a bed with the stamp, cuddling with it and calling it “babes”.
“Unanikondolea masho kama nani!! Kwanza sina pesa. Kujia hio deni Friday. Ulichokiona hapa kisitoke nje. Sina mke na wasichana hawanitaki, nifanye aje?? Nitaoa siku Andrew Kibe ataoa” he fumed to the caretaker, who couldn’t say anything as he kept staring at him sitting there half-naked on a worn-out mattress on the floor with a weak erection.
Unfortunately for Alex, the caretaker told his wife about the incident, and within a few hours, the information had leaked all the way to CNN!! Nothing spreads better than gossip. By the time he left his house for his usual “mjengo” hustle the next morning, people were giving him curious glances and conversing in hushed tones. He had become famous, but also ended up becoming the subject of criticism from married men, who didn’t understand why he would take such a drastic step to find companionship.
It was also a blessing in disguise as one man who sympathized with him came to him in the evening to offer help. Danston chose his words carefully, not to offend Alex, who had clearly been frustrated after failing to win the heart of any girl for five good years. He recommended him a traditional herbalist called Dr. Mugwenu, so that he could help him find a life partner. Alex called Dr. Mugwenu while trembling, as he wasn’t sure if his loneliness would surely end. He was visibly overjoyed to hear that Dr. Mugwenu’s love charms work within the same day they are administered.
By that weekend, Alex had thrown the banana stamp outside, a clear sign that a human replacement had been found. He was no longer alone, as Susan loved him dearly. Thanks to Dr. Mugwenu, he married earlier than previously prophesied.
“I advise anyone with similar problem to visit Dr. Mugwenu”
Just like a medical doctor, Dr. Mugwenu does a diagnosis on his clients by asking a few questions for self-introspection in the area of one’s life such as obstacles, challenges in financial and physical aspects, among others.
“I am taking this opportunity to tell anyone on this blog having similar problem visit Dr. Mugwenu at www.mugwenudoctors.com and your problems shall be solved,”
Dr. Mugwenu says his spell casting powers work within 24 hours, mostly happening the same day they are released, and handles general problems ranging from winning court cases, winning the lottery, protection of family and property, as well as accurate foretelling of one’s future.”
Many others who have been assisted by Dr. Mugwenu say they have received powerful healing and are now more connected to their fellow lonely hearts.
Contact herbalist Dr. Mugwenu
He heals pressure, diabetes, ulcers, gonorrhea, syphilis, TB, manhood weakness etc.
He also solves life problems: love issues, family problems, hardships in business, increases your luck, i.e. winning lottery games and court cases, promotion at work, clears away devilish spirits and dreams.For consultation call: +254740637248 www.mugwenudoctors.com
Here are some of the reviews from Mugwenu’s other happy and satisfied customers:
Lover comes back
Here the updated as you have requested on my situation. I have had amazing things happen during the first week of my casting. Jason has done a 360 and is now talking with me and wanting to spend time with me again.
I can’t believe after all that has happened he actually turned around and started talking and wanting to be with me. It’s AMAZING! You are like a god sends an angel in my life. What can I say? Veronica and he just split up and he wants now to be with me.
We went out last night and he confessed his love for me and the love told me how much he wanted to be with me. I still cannot believe that he has turned around like this. I am in shock. He was so dead set on Veronica and not wanting to be with me that I could not see it turning around. You know you were my last hope. After being disappointed by many spell casters that just wanted my money I am glad that I put my faith in just one more person. I am in your debt for a life time!
Elsie
“My neck doesn’t hurt any more”
I am forever grateful for your help, kindness and patience with me. The pain I was feeling in my neck left the way you promised and I don’t feel all that negative energy around me and the black magic I don’t feel it anymore. You are the best! Thank you thank you, thank you, a thousand times
Christopher Mumanyi
“My wife is home again!”
After all the spell-casters I tried before, you were my last chance, and you kept your promise! My wife wrote me such a touching letter last week! She wants to live with me and the kids again! I really feel I’m living again! Thank you for making all this possible!
Paul Ouma.
